Yet Another Survey

When I was pregnant with Emeline filling out surveys helped distract me from my misery. Today, the babe and her father are asleep, so maybe I need distraction from the peace and quiet!

A. age :: I planned to answer honestly but now the question seems so... irrelevant.

B. bed size :: Not big enough, honey.

C. chore you hate ::  Putting away the clean dishes, especially silverware. Argh!

D. dogs :: No, but my kid and husband want one.

E. essential start to your day :: Getting Emeline her milk and taking my thyroid meds

F. favorite colors :: I dunno... look at a Monet painting and you'll get the idea.

G. gold or silver :: Silver or white gold

H. height :: Look, we both know I'm short.

I. instruments you play :: Heart strings of handsome men? No? I guess not...

J. job title :: Mean Mom

K. kids :: Seems like a loaded question to me.

L. live :: Northern Nevada

M. maiden name :: Towns

N. nicknames :: Nope. Not since high school.

O. overnight hospital stays :: Nothing out of the ordinary

P. pet peeve :: I could devote several posts to things that annoy me. The worst, for me, is discourtesy.

Q. quote :: Hey, poo poo mama! (Guess who said that)

R. righty or lefty :: According to the mighty ABC News, Left handers are more likely to be violent, diseased, and overall "delinquent". So, you decide your preference. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=498707&page=1

S. siblings :: Yeah, I have a sibling or six. 4 brothers, and two sisters.

T. time you wake up :: Whenever Emeline feels like it!

U. university attended :: VSU and TU. What, you've never heard of them?

V. vegetables you dislike: Broccoli and cucumbers. Texturally unappealing and they taste unsatisfactory.

W. what makes you run late :: Character defects? Phases of the moon?

X. x-rays you’ve had :: My teeth. Why is that interesting? MRI's are way more fascinating.

Y. yummy food :: Now I remember why surveys don't appeal to me. Lots of questions annoy me. Questions in general really irritate me, especially if they are of no value. I have nothing left for you!

Z. zoo animal favorite :: The one that doesn't tear my face off my body. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29227429/ns/us_news-life/t/teams-surgeons-operate-chimps-victim/